Love megagon

DRAFTING PHASE

A love megagon is a situation or circumstance, similar to the more common love triangle, in which multiple individuals are involved in a romantic or sexual rivalry with one another. Unlike the three-points of a love triangle, however, a love megagon involves one million people.

In Practice

Although it may be easy to assume the opposite given the number of people involved, love megagons on average suffer less violent outcomes than other types of love polyhedral. Whereas a love triangle is historically likely to end in murder-suicide, higher-quotient formations tend to be resolve in more amicable fashions - a love icosihexagon, for example, is historically likely to end in the creation of a pick-up baseball team.

Unlike the peaceful resolutions of these relatively lower-quotient amorhedrals, however, the maintenance of a successful love megagon tends towards the individualistic. Despite their mutual engagement in the feverish battle for romantic supremacy, it is highly likely that no two members of a love megagon will ever meet or even speak to one another. In a megagon whose sides do have more contact with one another, the outcome tends towards organization rather than conflict. As long as a love megagon sees 80% or more of its constituents (the percentage that denotes a successful amorhedral, according to the Intergovernmental Panel on Love Science) satisfied, the final form of the conflict can range from minor religion to lucrative multi-level marketing business.