List of Predictions Made by Mr Numbers (Psychic Cat)

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Mr. Numbers

Mr. Numbers, a purportedly psychic cat owned by a woman living in Slough (England), made a series of predictions using a system of eating food from bowls labeled either YES or NO in response to queries regarding past, future, or current events. Below is a list of predictions made by the cat when posed questions by his sixty-one year old owner, Cynthia Ludgate. Mr Numbers received local, and later international, attention when his owner uploaded a video of her experiment to her Facebook account on the afternoon of June 16th, 2019. Mrs. Ludgate uploaded the video thirteen times, seemingly by mistake, before it was picked up and shared by a local news station. Since then, Mr Numbers has been the focus of much scrutiny, with some claiming his precognitive abilities and heightened intelligence are the result of a hoax. Others, particularly religious groups, have adopted Mr Numbers as the symbol of the impending apocalypse, or end times. The experiment has not been replicated to date as Mrs. Ludgate has since moved from her Slough home and denied or ignored all known attempts to further the study of her pet.

List of Predictions

  • Will the world end this century?
    • YES
  • Is God real?
    • YES
  • Am I going to heaven?
    • YES
  • Are most people going to heaven?
    • YES
  • Is Maude still upset with me?
    • YES
  • Will she ever forgive me?
    • YES
  • Did we really evolve from apes?
    • YES
  • Is the Loch Ness Monster real?
    • YES
  • Has George ever cheated on me?
    • YES
  • Is it because I'm ugly?
    • YES
  • Well he's no looker either does he know that how about that?
    • YES
  • Are mermaids real?
    • YES
  • Will Jesus come back in my lifetime?
    • YES
  • Is Arsenal going to have a better year?
    • YES
  • Is Langley FC going to have a better year?
    • YES
  • Does George have any idea how good he has it?
    • YES
  • Will the Queen die in the next five years?
    • YES (Proven: True)
  • Was Diana's death really an accident?
    • YES
  • Do I really look a bit like Diana?
    • YES
  • Will the UK still exist in ten years?
    • YES
  • Will the UK still exist in one million years?
    • YES
  • Will I exist in one million years?
    • YES
  • Will they put me in a robot body?
    • YES
  • Would George like my robot body more?
    • YES
  • Will I die this decade?
    • YES
  • Will I die this month?
    • YES
  • Will I die this week?
    • YES
  • Will I die today?
    • YES
  • Is it going to hurt?
    • YES
  • Will I see it coming?
    • YES
  • Is someone going to kill me?
    • YES
  • Is George going to kill me?
    • YES
  • Are you joking?
    • YES
  • Is Bigfoot real?
    • YES